“Real” “Girls” Wanted for Brooklyn Reality Show

January 22, 2013 | Julia Dawidowicz

After months of grueling marketing research, this Emmy-winning reality TV production company has officially concluded that “*** in the city” and “an ensemble of wise-beyond-their-years young ladies… living the dream in Hipster Brooklyn” would make some great reality television fodder! A radical concept, but so crazy, it just might work!

So, was Girls not real enough for you? Because it’s about to get real-er-ish! Will there be more Lena Dunham-esque awkward sex scenes, HPV drama, unpaid internships and gratuitous nudity? Will the crew film the REAL girls while they sleep at night, à la The Truman Show? Will there be an abundance of unscripted and therefore infinitely less-than-witty banter? Do these producers plan on showing their dream-team of “well-educated and cultured extroverts” taking their morning number-twos? Are you ready for all this realness?