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Linda Lovelace: A Deep Throat Biopic to Make You Hate Porn


July 3, 2013 | Marina Galperina

If today wasn’t in full Franco overload mode already, here’s ~0.67 seconds of James Franco as Hugh Hefner. It’s not very convincing. There’s also another ~1.34 seconds. He is tilting his head. There is a pipe in his mouth. Ah, good.

Amanda Seyfried stars as Linda Lovelace, the porn performer of the socio-cinematically important Deep Throat, which she thought was “just a movie” but about her clitoris being in the back of her throat so therefore she must deep throat, XXX, etc.

Seyfried is a sunny, bubbly bubble of sunshine, but not for long. The movie is based on a book about Linda Lovelace, but not the auto-biography Ordeal, so how much of the making porns at gunpoint for her husband is in this is unclear. It’s going to be sad though.

Sorry, Lindsay Lohan.