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May 16, 2013 Andy Cush

I know, I know. You’re depressed. Its’s an oppressive, overwhelming, dehumanizing world out there. You’re single, your “friends” are all assholes, the summer sun feels like some cruelly ironic wink at the coldness inside your soul. But there’s good news: Weed is a thing! (And so are dabs, for that matter) A study published in Social […]

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May 8, 2013 Backdoor Pharmacist

MDPV, methylenedioxypyrovalerone, or “bath salts” is a research chemical or designer drug of the stimulant class. In the UK, they have 4-MMC or mephedrone, which is like if coke and MDMA had a baby and I could put that baby up my nose. But I’m here to talk about MDPV… for now. Never listen to […]

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April 26, 2013 Andy Cush

Sometimes science is great, sometimes it is not so great. Case in point: according to a study published yesterday, a team of researchers at Sweden’s Karolinska Institutet have developed a way to user breathalyzer-like technology to test for the presence of 12 different drugs, including cocaine, amphetamines, and yes, cannabis. As Smithsonian points out, “it’s […]

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April 23, 2013 Daniel Kolitz

This week, Printed Internet poeticizes your dealer onto a popular vending website. Previously on Printed Interent. […]

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April 22, 2013 Julia Dawidowicz

This year, Mixmag partnered up with the Guardian and Gay Times to conduct their annual “Global Drug Survey” — the world’s largest independent survey on which drugs are most popular and why. The results: a series of pill-eye-popping infographics revealing the drug habits of over 22,000 club-goers of all ages and backgrounds from the UK […]

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April 9, 2013 Marina Galperina

Russian brown bears are noble wild beasts, when not forced to ride motorcycles in the circus. Also, when they’re not huffing empty aviation fuel barrels. These bears are high. Theses bears are really, really high. The bears of Kronotsky Nature Reserve were drawn in by the scent of gasoline and now, look at that bear. Look at him […]

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April 4, 2013 Kyle Chayka

Good news today for both Apple’s iMessage and the neighborhood drug dealer. The messaging service which allows users to send texts, sexts, photos, videos and group messages over Wi-Fi, 3G and LTE networks as an alternative to standard text messaging has provided quite a challenge for the Drug Enforcement Agency’s surveillance. An iMessage from one iPhone to another has proven to be nearly impossible to […]

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April 1, 2013 Andy Cush

Basuco, Colombia’s answer to crack cocaine, is a problem in Bogota. With an estimated .1 percent of the city addicted to the cheap, smokeable, insanely impure cocaine paste, officials may turn to a surprising but completely reasonable tool for treatment: cannabis. According to Univision and the BBC, Colombia’s capital plans to establish “controlled consumption centers” […]

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Andy Cush

Adding to New York’s long, rich history of people keeping drugs hidden in strange, uncomfortable places, a man at Lincoln Hospital’s psych ward in the Bronx was found with no less than 17 bags of white powder stuffed up his ass. The substance, believed to be cocaine, was found after the patient received an injection […]

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March 19, 2013 Samer Kalaf

A New York woman smuggled over 600 oxycodone pills “inside of her body cavities” into Maine, but she-and her companion were caught and charged for trafficking controlled substances across state lines. The most unsettling part is how no specific body cavity was mentioned. It has to be butt, though, right? Or maybe a combo of […]

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