“Recently released NSA documents revealed the existence of DRAGONBROKER, a surveillance program that undermined NIST standards for securing one tenth of all internet traffic. Senator Dianne Feinstein assured the public that the program is actually run by the FBI, not the NSA.”
Or, if you prefer:
“Recently released NSA documents revealed the existence of STUMPSHADOW, a USB hardware host tap that copies traffic from major internet exchanges. General Keith Alexander, Director of the National Security Agency, assured the public that the program was approved by the House and Senate Intelligence Committees.”
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