Tag: Justin Bieber
The hideous billboard that displays Justin Bieber’s fake beefed-up body over Houston Street just got egged, figuratively speaking. Bieber, a renowned egger himself, has been the face of Calvin Klein for a couple of months — but this particular poster was brand new. Now it is dotted with bright yellow paint. We have no idea […]
Remember Toby Sheldon, the 33-year-old man who spent $100,000 on plastic surgeries to make himself look like Justin Bieber but doesn’t actually look like Justin Bieber? How about Kitty Jay, the woman who spent $25,000 on plastic surgeries to look like Jennifer Lawrence but doesn’t actually look like Jennifer Lawrence? In retrospect, it seems inevitable […]
Starting March 1st, Actavis, the “Rolls Royce” of Purple Drank, Lean, Sizzurp, Syrup, voluntarily stopped making their delicious syrup. Actavis’s cough syrup is noted for its very pleasant flavor that lends itself well to abuse. Their internal employee news site confirmed the news. What reputable company wants to be associated with the tabloid bait that […]
Bratty famous person Justin Bieber does not do graffiti. Sure, he stands in front of walls–sometimes guarded by the police–shakes cans of spray paint at them, and depresses a nozzle in a way that mimics what writers do. However, it’s not graffiti or even street art that comes out, but a rare form of desperate […]
The enormously popular boy band One Direction is playing the “Today” show tomorrow. Some people are very excited about this. A select few are so excited, in fact, that they’re currently posted up on Rockefeller Plaza, camping to ensure they’ll be among the first in line to get in. Some of them have been there […]
More important work from New York’s finest. After a February raid on a Midtown store selling counterfeit Justin Bieber cologne failed to stop the shop from hawking the goods, the city is suing the establishment–Jacks Perfume, at 1220 Broadway–with the intent of shutting it down. “Our job is to come here and to sell,” a […]
Our friends at Evolver.fm uncovered “Brutalize Me,” an ingenious app from Music Hack Day Paris that allows you to turn the saccharine vocals from any pop tune into a gravelly death/black metal growl. As is often the case with software spawned at hack days, it’s not quite ready for public consumption, but fortunately, its creator […]
A certain teenage male celebrity has made tabloid farts for this “new photo” of a horrible stick-n-poke that he did on someone named Bang Bang (or somewhere named Bang Bang) and it looks like this. Hahahaha. Wait. Hold on. This is brilliant. SWAGGY. Holy shit. It’s like a Russian toddler prison camp tattoo. (F.A.T. artist Greg […]
It’s not just Romney and Obama anymore! Thanks to dropping costs and the nagging sense of terrible shame that comes with entering a sex shop no matter how liberated you are, custom, 3D-printed sex toys are now officially a “phenomenon,” according to Dezeen. There’s MakerLove and Dongiverse, two alternate-universe versions of Thingiverse that specialize in […]
